There comes a time in every man's life where he has to
 make a tough decision.  Hot or cold shower? Nachos or
 popcorn?  Turn right or left?  Paper or plastic?  church
 or football game?  Condom or the pill?  Drink or smoke
 pot?  Do I put new batteries in the remote, or do i simply
 lay down in front of the TV and use my feet?  These are
 just a few of the many decisions we are faced with on a 
 daily basis. 


The way i see it is that we have 20 fingers, some of
 them are just more difficult to use.